In our wildest dreams, we never would have dared to hope that Bai Ling would end up with a man who dresses half as crazy as she does, but it turns out she did, in the whacked out form of Mickey Rourke. Seriously, can you picture the massive amounts of fug in those two closets?

We're not going to lie -- seeing the two of them together was love at first sight for us. And maybe it was for them, too. The couple reportedly "made out and partied pretty hard" at the Chateau Marmont earlier this week while hanging out with Sean Penn and his wife, Robin Wright Penn. Seriously, we would have given up half our shoe collection to be a fly at that table.

While we can't imagine this working out, we're actually really pulling for this terribly-dressed twosome. If two wrongs can make a right, this is how it happens -- they would be magic on the red carpet.