Prince Harrys Prospects

Miley Cyrus - American Pop Princess
Miley is as close to pop royalty as we can get in the U.S. The daughter of hitmaker Billy Ray Cyrus, the Disney star, she has already eclipsed her Dad's fame, and fortune. The age gap might be a bit of a problem -- she's only 16 and the prince is 24, but Miley is wise beyond her years.

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Lindsey Lohan - Back from the Sapphic
It might be tough to tempt Lindsey "back" from her experiment in alternative lifestyles, we think a royal title might do the trick.

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Carrie Underwood - Country Music Princess
A little more age appropriate, and in some ways even more all-American than Miley, the little country gal with the big smile could sweeten up Prince Harry's days. And nights? We'd never tell!

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Paris Hilton - International Socialite
Well, we know Prince Harry likes to party, and Paris is nothing if not a party girl. It's hard to imagine her as a long time royal companion, but she definitely could help him get over his break up with Chelsy!

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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen - Billionaire Twins
Since Hef already nabbed Kristina and Karissa Shannon, Prince Harry is left with the second choice Olsen twins. Still, if you're looking for fun, two is better than one!

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Sharon Stone - American Cougar
Sometimes it takes a woman with wisdom and experience -- plus zero fear of embarrassment -- to help a young man get his confidence back. Bonus if he has a taste for leopard print lingerie.

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Sienna Miller - Cougar-lite
If Sharon is just a smidge on the too-old side, Sienna is a great next pick, despite being English. She's practically the Sharon Stone (in terms of crazy) of her generation! She could show Prince Harry a thing or two about how the world works -- not to mention how to engage in some of the more obscure chapters of the Karma Sutra.

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Britney Spears - Comeback Kid
Prince Harry wouldn't be the first to date an American Divorcee, and Britney is already totally accustomed to living under constant surveillance by the paparazzi and her own security. He could even go on tour with her. Imagine the fun they'd have backstage!

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Natalie Portman - Ivy Leaguer
We know Prince Harry's dad, Prince Charles, would love Natalie, an ardent animal rights activist and vegan. In fact, she might be a little too serious for Prince Harry, but we loved her as Anne Boleyn.

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Anne Hathaway - American Movie Princess
Speaking of movie princesses, who is more winsome and lovable than Anne Hathaway, who starred in the Princess Diaries? She's dealing with her own breakup, from that Italian con-artist. She and the English Prince can heal each other's hearts!

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