Actually, you should Despair, since that's the name of the company that we're discussing today. DespairWear, to be exact. Their motto is "clothes make the man, these clothes make the man sad." The clothes in question are t-shirts, and to be honest they don't make us feel sad at all. In fact, they tend to bring out the opposite. Rumor has it that one of the interns was even seen smiling. It's like an urban legend.

DespairWear is hipster apathy meets geek-chick... um, apathy, creating a funny, snarky hybrid that can only be summed up as super apathy (which is not at all interested in going "to the rescue"). Dry humor goes a very long way with us. As does Fe (irony). And sarcasm. And smoothies. Mmm, smoothies.

Where were we?

DespairWear! That's right.



The t-shirts are hilarious and for the most part true. Sometimes it hurts (the truth, not the t-shirt). However, the Despair doesn't end there. They offer a complete line of related products and Disservice (where they're not satisfied until you're not satisfied), including the popular Demotivators. No kittens "hanging in there" at this site. DespairWear understands that there is plenty of despair to go around and they are doing their best to make money off it. That's downright patriotic.

If you're interested and/or motivated you should visit DespairWear. They'll fix that.

Whit Honea is a slacker, a borderline degenerate, and a daydream believer. He's also our resident expert on casual chic. If it's comfortable, and not heinous, he's all over it. He's quite charming, really.