Michelle Monaghan and Mary Alice Stevenson at the amfAR New York Gala - Double StyleFoul
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Celebrity StyleFoul
The NME awards are notorious for eccentric fashion choices, but none of them could compare to the outfit "created" by "music artist" La Roux. Wow.
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Naomi's extra-long gown at the Vanity Fair Oscar afterparty seemed familiar. So we checked and, sure enough, we had seen it before -- on Daryl Hannah in the 1984 hit movie Splash!!
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Michelle Monaghan sports an orange Louis Vuitton dress with a sequined side cut out. And tulle. And net. And mesh. And matching LV shoes with feathers. Will it ever stop?
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Keira Knightley's smug expression is just begging us to judge this outfit that's somehow too small and too big at the same time.
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We just have two questions: Why is Tilda Swinton wearing the human flesh dress made by serial killer Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs? And couldn't she at least have it tailored to fit her?
Neither the color green nor those unfortunate shoulder pads are helping Jennifer Connelly look any healthier on the red carpet -- girl needs to eat!
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Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, went pattern crazy while playing with the puppies at the Metropolitan Police Dog Training Centre in Cornwall, UK.
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Up-and-coming Australian actress Teresa Palmer is drop-dead gorgeous. The shiny hair, the bright, expressive eyes, the thin-but-not-scary-skinny body ... she seems to have the whole package. Except, maybe, for the whole dressing for the red carpet part.
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The thing is, we love the fit of this dress -- it's super flattering and classy. And Teresa shines in light colors, so the white and beige is beautiful. But seriously, what is the deal with the beige bra cups?
Should we get past the weird boob accessories since we love the rest of the look so much? Or are those a deal breaker?
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Of course Teresa isn't the only celeb who suffers from the occasional red carpet flop. Scarlett Johansson clearly has her off days.
Oversized gold coat, check. High waisted pants that are way more frumpy than fashionable, check. What the heck was Scarlett Johansson thinking when she wore this outfit to the photocall for The Spirit in Madrid? This outfit is old lady-ish, and not in the sometimes hip Mary-Kate Olsen kind of way.
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Nothing promises a Hot Cup O'nutz like an amfAR event, mainly because Sharon Stone usually turns up. Sadly, Lady Stone was MIA at the amfAR New York gala to kick off Fashion Week, but there were plenty of other style-challenged ladies vying for her Crazy Couture Crown.
Of course we had LIZA!, looking kicky and medicated, wearing
Taylor Momson walked the red capet looking 45 instead of 15, as usual, in a seafoam Marchesa nightgown of tragic lost dreams.
And Anna Wintour, paired an oddly moth-eaten tiger-like coat with bare legs and open toed shoes -- in New York, in February, with temperatures in the 40s. Perhaps her signature Sneering & Peering Blonde Bob kept her warm.
But all of their efforts paled next to the tag team of Michelle Monaghan and Mary Alice Stevenson. Kudos to the intrepid photographer who conviced them to stand next to each other for photos!
Ms. Monaghan sported an orange Louis Vuitton dress with a sequined side cut out. And tulle. And net. And mesh. And matching LV shoes with feathers. It was a lotta look on a 98 pound frame!
America's Most Smartest Model host, Mary Alice Stevenson, took the budget road. She dug up Estelle Getty and stole the purple and red burial shroud off the Golden Girl's dead body. Then MA went back for Estelle's shoes. Heartless!
The combo of quilting bee accident and grave-robbing together on the red carpet delivered a one-two knockout punch and earned these two ladies a Double StyleFoul!
