Fake Lesbian Supermodels, Cutting Out the Coke and Fibbing Designers - Cut the Labels, 3/9/09
by Ben Widdicombe (Subscribe to Ben Widdicombe's posts), Posted Mar 9th 2009 at 1:00PMThis is a post

Which aging supermodel is planning a fake lesbian romance to get the tabloids interested again in her flagging career?
Which fashion TV production company is tightening its belt in the recession? Producers are no longer including grams of cocaine along with the goody baskets they gift to its on-air talent.
Which designer is infamous for taking credit for creating every item of clothing she wears? She caused snickers at an industry event when she claimed to have designed a pair of heels a friend admired -- even though they very clearly had trademark red Christian Louboutin heels.













