Which young TV starlet has a stage mother destined to become the next Dina Lohan? At a stylist's fitting for the actress her mom, who is proud of being the same size as her famous daughter, insisted on also trying on every outfit and admiring herself in the mirror.

Which European design house is especially loathed by the international licensees who pay big money to use its famous brand? A hotel bearing the name has to pay retail at its own gift store (which is operated under separate license) to replace any broken china, sending even more money back to headquarters.

Which tabloid-favorite actress is purposefully packing on the pudge so she can launch her own weight loss line? She's hoping to lose the first 20 pounds quickly, and cash in by following the "miracle" in a series of infomercials.