Though both can be awkward, relatively painful, and leave you walking funny for days, there are just some things shoes are better at than any lover.

1. Shoes release the same feel good chemicals as sex, giving you just as good a 'natural high' for a long period of time.

2. The right stiletto makes you feel powerful and sexy. The right one night stand (if there is such a thing) leaves you feeling insanely embarrassed, at best.

3. Those called Jimmy Choo and Christian Louboutin will never lie, cheat, steal or leave.

4. Would you rather do the walk of fame or the walk of shame?

5. Because Sarah Jessica Parker said so.