Here it is, folks, the best shirt dress in town. It's recessionista grey, slim fitting, and just long enough to cover everything (and short enough to be suggestive).

The Grey Stripe Shirt Dress is by Max & Suzanne, and available exclusively through The Black Buoy for $195 -- that's to pay for someone in NYC to hand sew it for you from 100% Egyptian Long Staple Cotton. If you take a closer look at the dress, you'll find that it has navy and maroon pinstripes -- very chic and classic. People will think you stole this from your rich boyfriend.

Your very tall, rich boyfriend.

There are cheaper options available, naturally (click through our widget below to find them), but this is, like we said, the best shirt dress ever. Trust us, we've seen a lot of them. Click here to purchase it from The Black Buoy!