Dear oh-so-beautiful Karolina Kurkova:

How do we say this?

Ahem.

Here goes.

Please refrain from comparing the long, arduous, uncomfortable act of being pregnant to owning a Chanel python bag. We know that you and all of your supermodel friends are expecting, but those two ideas are not even remotely comparable. Even if you were being cheeky, it's like associating open heart surgery to Drew Barrymore's whack makeup trend or YSL's recent announcement that they are on Twitter. It just doesn't work.

Let's save the style-infused baby talk to Nicole Richie.

With sincerest thanks,
StyleList