5 Most Outrageous Beauty And Health Claims Of 2011

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Every day, hundreds of headlines vie for your attention with eye-catching claims about foods that save your life, chemicals that make you crazy, and toxins that are just waiting to "kill you," ideally written in ALL CAPS with lots of exclamation marks.

Which do you believe, and which do you choose to forget?

This year, we've pulled together a list of the top five facepalm-worthy "findings" of 2011 -- health and beauty news you shouldn't remember when your holiday hangover fades.

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"Your Shampoo Will Make You Fat!"

Heard of "chemical calories?" If you read the headlines claiming that your shampoo is making you fat, then you probably have. But before you become a grungy, my-hair-washes-itself hippie, heed this: The actual study said nothing about your shampoo.

MORE: The Hype About Fattening Shampoo

What the study did say is that phthalates -- chemicals found in tons of products from lubricants to paints to beauty products can throw off your body's hormone balance and possibly contribute to weight gain. But the link is small and you'd need some serious toxin build-up to really see any effects.

Bottom line: Shampoo's still got nothing on a big ol' pint of ice cream.

"The Recession Is Causing Depression."

If money is tight, you don't need to add depression to your list of bedtime worries. Tsk-tsk to all the news reports that tried to say you should!

Reporters misinterpreted a stat showing a 43 percent increase in SSRI antidepressant prescriptions from 2006-2010, mistakenly attributing it to the recession. In reality, the rise happened for other reasons (including increases in long-term prescriptions and SSRI prescriptions for everything from anxiety to hot flashes).

Suffice it to say that none of those reasons have anything to do with your bank account.

Bottom line: You can rest assured that money still can't buy happiness.

"Fat Friends Make You Fat."

If you've been blowing off your fat friends on account of this New England Journal of Medicine study claiming that obesity spreads in social networks, then you better crawl back and kiss their feet, stat.

When the study came out in 2007, the findings made headlines everywhere from the New York Times to Scientific American, but this year, a series of experts attacked the claims, saying there wasn't enough evidence to come to such dramatic conclusions.

Bottom line: Fat is not contagious (at least as far as we know).

"Rioters Have Brain Chemical Deficiencies."

This year saw a host of riots, uprisings, occupations, you name it, and news outlets were scrambling to find studies to explain the chaos. The upshot? Headlines claiming rioters' brains have chemical deficiencies.

The study that inspired the headlines actually found that lower levels of GABA neurotransmitters are correlated with higher levels of impulsivity in response to strong emotions or I-need-that-now urges. It didn't even mention rioters -- a misinterpretation the researchers later publicly corrected.

Bottom line: If you choose to burn down a building, don't blame it on your GABA levels.

"Midlife Women Hate Their Reflections!"

Earlier this year, a study supposedly found that 90 percent of women over 40 hate their reflections and have what experts -- one expert, really, with no more than a B.A. in psychology -- call "midlife mirror angst syndrome." (Likely a close cousin to bad lighting-induced distress syndrome.)

But they neglected to mention that this "research" stems from informal, unpublished findings from a survey, given by an online fashion retailer, of only 1200 women. In purely scientific terms, the results are total B.S.

Bottom line: Midlife mirror angst syndrome isn't coming to get you.

By: Nadia Goodman

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olgalednichenko
10:55 PM on 01/04/2012
females by nature are more insecure
but this one is new

is it done by some magical absorption of some fattty acids aldehydes glycerine etc going into fatty tissues?

regards
lednichenko
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Anne Marie313
Christian Conservative-
03:00 AM on 01/03/2012
How disappointing! I was hoping it wasn't my 5 slices of deep fried boston creme cake I had every night. I was really hoping I could skip showers and makeup and lose weight that way :(
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Trapster
Veni, vidi, vomui
08:28 AM on 12/30/2011
I started laughing at this title as soon as I read it and got choked up. Funny, but got to be careful. Next time -- I could choke for real.
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lilmsctfsh
Just Sayin'
01:59 PM on 12/29/2011
OF COURSE shampoo makes you gain weight...you wash your hair, feeling good, get dressed up, go out, meet a nice guy...before you know it youre getting married, poppin out kids, and BAM...ten years have gone by, you've gained weight and the shampoo led to it all! Duh.
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grundoboy
I aint scared of no ghost(writer)
12:42 PM on 12/29/2011
well,,thank goodness I wasn't drinking the shampoo...I feel so more thinner now..
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Melody Breyer-Grell
Singer, Writer, Recording Artist
12:28 PM on 12/29/2011
thanks for clearing that up, I was gonna stop washing my hair to get more skinny friends...
08:36 AM on 12/29/2011
Can Shampoo Really Make You Gain Weight? Yep! Drink enough of it and the pounds will pile on.
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Anne Marie313
Christian Conservative-
03:01 AM on 01/03/2012
actually, I am pretty sure it would have more of a laxative effect.
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j1sju
A dirty Stoker, horse shoeing, and wagon painter.
07:01 AM on 12/29/2011
I buy shampoo at the 99 cents store. You think I really care?
04:05 AM on 12/29/2011
The recession isn't causing a rise in depression? Oh yeah...cause it feels good to lose your job, compete with thousands for a janitorial position, and succumb to the economic pinch. The only good news from the recession is how much less shampoo you need...or can afford.
04:22 AM on 12/29/2011
I say have a shot of tequila cause SSRI's will put you in your grave.
09:03 PM on 12/31/2011
I'm terrified of all those anti-depressants and similar, but had your comment been a reply to someone who has made the choice and commitment to take them, or for whom it was maybe the only way to feel better, such a flippant statement might have really made them feel bad.
12:58 AM on 12/29/2011
"Lemon, money can't buy happiness. Money is happiness." -Jack Donaghy
04:18 AM on 12/29/2011
faneed u cause few people admit this.
12:38 AM on 12/29/2011
come on this is the most stupid thing I have ever heard...except for the Obama "time for a change"
What next farting will cure cancer
jenniferkizzy
zombie chick
12:14 AM on 12/29/2011
you have got too be kidding me your just oh jesus mary joe and cracker's this is by far the dumbest thing i have ever heard jesus bye
12:05 AM on 12/29/2011
which shampoo makes women horny ??
09:49 PM on 12/28/2011
Such a stupid article.
09:29 PM on 12/28/2011
Oh, for crying out loud! It's a joke! "I'm gonna have to change shampoo because I discovered I've been using a shampoo that "adds body"! That's why my hips keep growing!" It's all a joke!
11:17 PM on 12/28/2011
LOL... THAT was hillarious! thank you for the humor :D

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