When will the terry cloth wristband disappear into the same abyss that the visor -- the 2002 accessory that no man-child could be without -- has disappeared into?

A terrycloth headband is one thing. Luke Wilson had a cool thing going with the Bjorn Borg-style terry cloth headband in The Royal Tannenbaums (and at least he had the good sense to back it up with a Bjorn Borg-style beard). Meanwhile, Rasheed Wallace -- the Detroit Pistons' power forward -- wears a red terry cloth headband from time to time. And I'm sure not going to tell him it's not cool.

But the terry cloth wristband? If you really want one, Von Dutch has one for $10.

And if you really want, I'm sure I can round you up a visor for free ...