Stylefoul: The fashion mullet
Filed under: Hair Care, Celebrity Fashion Mistakes
Fun Fact: The fashion mullet is still a mullet and the mullet has never been good news.
Alright, I won't lie. I had a fashion mullet at a point in my life ... but I was about 7 years old back then and I was in the process of growing out my bowl haircut (a traumatizing rite of passage for just about all Chinese children). Nowadays, all the trendy teens don these mullets ... willingly. It's horrifying. Perhaps it's the delicious irony of sporting a mullet, the hair equivalent of a Metallica fan wearing a Wham! shirt, or perhaps it's poor judgment fueled by all those crazy drugs that kids are doing these days. Either way, in five years' time, we'll look back on this haircut and weep and possibly even combust with shame. The fashion mullet must be stopped. Start carrying a pair of scissors everywhere you go and cutting up every fashion mullet you see.* It's the only way. Spread the awareness, people.
*StyleDash does not actually want you to start running around, attacking people's hair with scissors. First of all, it's not very nice. Second of all, running with scissors is dangerous.
Alright, I won't lie. I had a fashion mullet at a point in my life ... but I was about 7 years old back then and I was in the process of growing out my bowl haircut (a traumatizing rite of passage for just about all Chinese children). Nowadays, all the trendy teens don these mullets ... willingly. It's horrifying. Perhaps it's the delicious irony of sporting a mullet, the hair equivalent of a Metallica fan wearing a Wham! shirt, or perhaps it's poor judgment fueled by all those crazy drugs that kids are doing these days. Either way, in five years' time, we'll look back on this haircut and weep and possibly even combust with shame. The fashion mullet must be stopped. Start carrying a pair of scissors everywhere you go and cutting up every fashion mullet you see.* It's the only way. Spread the awareness, people.
*StyleDash does not actually want you to start running around, attacking people's hair with scissors. First of all, it's not very nice. Second of all, running with scissors is dangerous.
unknown 9-18-2006 @ 9:49PM
I don't think Tegan would appreciate that picture.
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Catherine Slegl 9-23-2006 @ 10:06AM
OMG is it really back?
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hater 9-27-2006 @ 12:34PM
you suck and are stupid.
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Mullet Man 10-06-2006 @ 2:06PM
What is wrong with a mullet, you're just jealous it doesn't look good on you!!!
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Julie 10-06-2006 @ 2:09PM
For true fashion atrocities, this is a funny site.
http://shiveredsky.blogspot.com/2006/09/top-10-ugliest-most-embarrassing.html
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JENN 10-06-2006 @ 2:18PM
Yes, the mullet is defnately an 80's thing, when I saw them even then, I though, GEESH, what a funny/ugly hair doo?
People we are in the Mellenium, 80's stylish clothes GOOD, 80s mullets and Metallica,G&R, Tshirts BAD!
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Pat 10-06-2006 @ 2:35PM
Hey my mullet is my hair, it is on my head not in somebody's sink or floor, what is with shaving your head when you have a full head of hair. I really think some of these people should be hiding the wrinkles and scars that hair will cover.
LONG LIVE THE MULLET!!!!!!!
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D L Nolen 10-06-2006 @ 2:35PM
What's a mullet?
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erin 10-06-2006 @ 2:41PM
Fashion mullets are hideous!!! How can anyone think they look good? A mullet is a mullet, whether you are from New Jersey or you are a hipster.
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Charity Sheehy 10-06-2006 @ 2:47PM
Mullets. One word-EWWWWWW!
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Larry 10-06-2006 @ 2:47PM
Get rid of all hair Bald is the way to go.
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Linda Smyth 10-06-2006 @ 2:49PM
A MULLETT???
BUSINESS IN THE FRONT....PARTY IN THE BACK
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The WayBack Man 10-06-2006 @ 2:50PM
All fashion is silly unless it is perfectly comfortable and utile. Pity, not praise, those who dress and act out like, like, like mulletheads.
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erikhovw 10-06-2006 @ 2:52PM
Not the Lame w/ears cut!!! DIE JUST DIE ALREADY!
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gwen 10-06-2006 @ 2:54PM
The Mullet...what can I say? Well, it is the sexiest hair-do of the century....NOT!!!!!! Why would anyone want to intentionally have their hair cut in that style? Maybe they went to bed with a big wad gum in their mouth and had to cut it out. And to balance, cut the other side to match. HHHMMM....possible...not likely. But for those who have a mullet, there's your excuse.
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r 10-06-2006 @ 2:58PM
This hairs style is coming back and I think it's great! they look sexy on women and make a guy look like a warrior. Look around and you will be surprised how many women have them. Best of all it make other people angry! Who really has the problem the hair or the people who must make it their business to stop this, with their judgement, as to how the world must look for all.
R.
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Tim 10-06-2006 @ 3:09PM
Who cares how other people wear their hair? It's no one's business but their own.
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richard 10-06-2006 @ 3:15PM
what do you know? You even stated that you had one yourself! what a stupid paper!
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Daniel 10-06-2006 @ 3:15PM
Any haircut named for a fish, is a bad idea.
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Srisoulfire 10-06-2006 @ 3:17PM
Yes yes. All of the trendy fashionistas I've seen sport the fashion mullet...but really, what's fashionable about poorly cut, asymmetrical, over-chemically processed hair? That's what I thought.
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