Not that I would ever admit to needing one of these, but -- hypothetically speaking -- if I wanted to shave a little man fur off my shoulders and/or back, I'd use this.

Called the iShave, the difference between this razor and your trusty 'ol Mach 3, is that it extends up to 24 inches. That way you can avoid rotating your arm into all sorts of weird and unnatural positions -- or worse: asking for help -- just to get that last little patch in between your shoulder blades. (Hypothetically speaking, of course.)

While it's a little embarrassing to talk about, what's worse is actually having the hair in the first place. So look on the bright side, for a mere $29.95, you can get yourself an iShave, and never have that problem again.