Scarlett Johansson steals from her mother's closet
Filed under: Celebrities with Style, Celebrity Fashion Mistakes
It pains me to do this because Scarlett Johansson is one of my favorite non-train wreck celebrities. She has a fabulous body, mad style, and is a total knock out in the looks department. But in this photo, she nearly knocked me out with bad fashion choices.It was like Scarlett rolled out of bed that day and decided "I don't want to be hot anymore." This is the most horrible "casual" outfit I have ever seen. It's weird because I have seen this outfit before ... on a 45-year-old housewife! But when a housewife wears such a disaster, I just shrug my shoulders and assume they gave up on looking nice years ago.
Let's take it from the top.
What you can't see is that Scarlett has a bullring in her nose. Bullrings aren't okay for successful twenty-somethings; they are best suited for angst ridden teenagers trying to be tough. The sunglasses make her look like a total tourist -- gross. The army green tank is ill-fitting and makes this curvy starlet look curvy in all the wrong places. The shorts are the thing that really make me want to vomit; a clashing shade of green "mom shorts" with a leather woven belt. Sheesh, the last time I wore a woven belt was in the 7th grade (I believe it was from the Gap). Don't even get me started on the shoes ... are those slippers?! And to top it all off she puts on a Chanel watch and thinks that pulls it all together. It doesn't.
Scarlett, why? Is this a joke? You are a beautiful young woman so shake what you mama gave you ... just don't shake it in mama's clothes.
BigCupoSTFU 7-05-2007 @ 1:47PM
And this woman was once named Esquire's hottest woman, right?
Bullring, yay!
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