Tom and Katie to Pose Nude?
Filed under: Celebrities with Style
After the Beckhams set the world abuzz with their sexy, seminude photo shoot in W magazine this month, rumor has it that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might follow in their friends' footsteps.A "friend" of the couple told an Australian gossip mag that the pair have already been planning some of the photos -- maybe naked in the shower together, or maybe posing nude aboard a flying saucer full of googly-eyed aliens (OK, OK, I made that last one up).
I'm not sure this is very likely -- especially considering that Tom Cruise has practically destroyed his wife's acting career by refusing to let her take any parts that might, maybe, kind of hint that her character is possibly sexual in any way.
However, if it is true, run, run for the hills! Because I don't know about you, but the thought of Tom Cruise naked makes my eyes bleed.
lovette 8-10-2007 @ 1:47PM
Tom Cruise naked EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!
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mrdickieweed 8-10-2007 @ 3:40PM
There are already many nude photos of Tom Cruise, have been around for years...they are in older issues of ManBoy Magazine, when he was younger and not pretending to be straight....he has had a considerable nose job since those days, but is instanly recognizable nonetheless and at the time still going by his real name, Sidney Weinstock...my favorite is him bending over a saw horse and this big musclebound guy in leather chaps with the ass cut out spanking him with a little whip and pulling his head back by the hair...he has just this cutest little look on his flushed face, just adorable...
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Heather 8-10-2007 @ 10:45PM
Tom Cruise naked. Gross.
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atomic 8-11-2007 @ 11:10AM
Ummm....what exactly...makes these people think we want to see them nude? i don't get it.
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billy bob 8-11-2007 @ 2:21PM
TOM, DOES SCIENTOLOGY APROVE OF THIS!!!!!!!????????
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MAYLOA 8-11-2007 @ 2:29PM
Small deal - Tom already has posed in a male porno magazine .. his body is as TINY as his brain. How gross to see him nude. Also, he was in a movie, with one of his many wifes, nude, and nothing to see! lol
It should be him with John Travolta ... - two of Fairylands Biggest Closet Case Gay Queens.
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hotstuffmary 8-11-2007 @ 2:32PM
We don't wish to see a Tiny Weiner ... half a staple will cover his little gay thing anyway. Look at the male porno magazines he posed for. He is not hot at all. If they paid him by the "inch", he will get nothing, and own them money.
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QueenBeer 8-11-2007 @ 2:35PM
There are already many nude photos of Tom Cruise, have been around for years...they are in older issues of ManBoy Magazine, when he was younger and not pretending to be straight....he has had a considerable nose job since those days, but is instanly recognizable nonetheless and at the time still going by his real name, Sidney Weinstock...my favorite is him bending over a saw horse and this big musclebound guy in leather chaps with the ass cut out spanking him with a little whip and pulling his head back by the hair...he has just this cutest little look on his flushed
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jacko 8-11-2007 @ 2:37PM
Maybe the only person who wants to look at a "tiny banana" is Michael Jackass. He likes little ones, like Tom ... Did he get his name "Cruise", from the Hollywood Parks when he was with his MAN? Cruise ...he still does each Tea Room, Queen that the little guy is.
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Susuma 8-11-2007 @ 2:40PM
Is he so "hard up" for money now that he was fired by the studio, he has to show his ugly, small pee pee for 10 cents. That is all that little thing is worth. Every Hollywood MAN has already had it, when he posed in the Gay Male Porno magazines. He got a nose job also. Maybe he put that small nose up too many as- holes.
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B 8-11-2007 @ 2:46PM
Now I have to go and poke out my mind's eye!!!!
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Pepperman 8-11-2007 @ 2:46PM
Cum on - How much can he get for showing his "shrimp"? He is a tiny minded, worn out Queen.
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Laughing my butt off 8-11-2007 @ 2:46PM
As far as this posing nude stuff.. WHY??? Who really wants to see this??? Do they REALLY need attention THAT badly? They don't get enough? Sheesh! Great thing for that baby to see when she's older, huh? Mom & dad are pervs..wonderful! I'd also like to add as far as the others who made comments: I am laughing my butt offfff! You guys are HILARIOUS!!!! Gotta admit tho that mrdickieweed wins the making me hysterical award! TOO funny! (IS that for real????) Enjoy your weekend all!
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Hollywoodnights 8-11-2007 @ 2:49PM
That NO talent guy whose real name is Sidney Weinstock - use to pose in male (gay) magazines. Where did they get the name "Cruise"? Guess he was in all the Hollywood tea rooms "curising", so they called him Cruise.
Come out Queenie ...your not kidding anyone, except yourself. Your another Rock Hudson. When you come out, take your boy friend John Travolta with you. Are you two a couple?
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Hollywoodnights 8-11-2007 @ 2:50PM
Laughing my butt off - Yes, it's all true .... get the magazine and see little Tom playing with his "master"
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Parkncruise 8-11-2007 @ 2:53PM
Is Sidney (which is his real name), going to do an S&M nude scene with his boy, John T.? Who is the master, as they both are Queens of Fairyland (CA) ... He already has his (so-called wife) walking around with a "collar" on her neck, so he knows the S&M scene. He looks like a dog and should wear a collar!
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Wilbur 8-11-2007 @ 2:56PM
Will he wear High Heels to be the same height as her? Will be borrow the hells from John Travolta, his girl friend, the other DRAG Queen?
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samthedude 8-11-2007 @ 3:01PM
Hopefully, NOT in a straight magazine ... they have nothing to offer.
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Martee 8-11-2007 @ 3:12PM
Tom Cruise's real name is Thomas Manthorp Cruise. And he is still an attractive man and if Katie wants something, she is a big girl, ,,,,,, I don't think Tom rules her life..
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