Posh to Join Pussycat Dolls
Filed under: Style in the News, Celebrities with Style
Question: What do you get when you cross a Spice Girl with a Pussycat Doll?Answer: Victoria Beckham!
It's true folks, Posh Spice officially threw down some American roots by signing onto a tour with the Pussycat Dolls later this year. According to an Irish entertainment Web Site, the Pussycat Dolls have "been blown away by Victoria since she arrived in LA. They love her style and think she has the perfect figure for the group. They are all huge Spice Girl fans and can't wait to have her on stage with them."
Now before you blow this off as meaningless celebrity fluff, let me draw your attention to the unexpected truth bomb nestled in this unremarkable quote: "she has the perfect figure for the group."
Come on! We all know that Pussycat Dolls aren't selected for their vocal prowess, but can't we at least pretend there is more to the Pussycat Dolls human resource department than a prediction of how someone will look in fishnets and leather bodysuits?
Tamara 9-25-2007 @ 5:12PM
I guess the PCD's are hurting since they lost Nicole!
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didi 9-25-2007 @ 5:12PM
I think posh looks gross. I wouldn't normally say that, but she looks stuck up & she's not pretty. She never smiles. Her haircut bites. Who does she think she is??
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Renee 9-25-2007 @ 6:09PM
Posh is extrordinary.
I truely love her.
She will be perfect for the group, but she is s bit older then the rest.
I am not saying anything direct, she looks fabulous. She doesnt look old, but i dont know.
ilyvictoria.
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David 9-25-2007 @ 6:48PM
BORING BORING BORING My fellow Americans, please join with me in giving a collective "YAWN" to anything that Posh Spice does. She is wanting SO badly to be the "next big thing" in America that it's eating her up inside. What can she possibly do to get in the news with Lindsay, Paris, Britney and the rest of the tired whores? Projectile vomiting on the president? Live baby sacrifice during hoodoo ritual? Tantric necrophilia? Who can guess what's coming down the pike with this sad wannabee? She is SOOOOO not pretty. Looks like a scared fox (no offense to scared foxes, which are actually kind of cute), and the orange skin.....very possibly a space alien. Join me, My Countrymen....read a book, rent an old movie, visit the elderly, walk your dog, talk to your children.....please...please....please....do ANYTHING but do not let this person become a celebrity! We are better than this!
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David 9-25-2007 @ 6:49PM
BORING BORING BORING My fellow Americans, please join with me in
giving a collective "YAWN" to anything that Posh Spice does. She is
wanting SO badly to be the "next big thing" in America that it's
eating her up inside. What can she possibly do to get in the news
with Lindsay, Paris, Britney and the rest of the tired whores?
Projectile vomiting on the president? Live baby sacrifice during
hoodoo ritual? Tantric necrophilia? Who can guess what's coming
down the pike with this sad wannabee? She is SOOOOO not pretty.
Looks like a scared fox (no offense to scared foxes, which are
actually kind of cute), and the orange skin.....very possibly a space
alien. Join me, My Countrymen....read a book, rent an old movie,
visit the elderly, walk your dog, talk to your
children.....please...please....please....do ANYTHING but do not let
this person become a celebrity! We are better than this!
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KP 9-25-2007 @ 6:58PM
What about that TV show that was suppose to pick the next pussycatdoll?
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Al B. Bach 9-25-2007 @ 7:03PM
A match made in heaven.....onanistic heaven, but heaven none-the-less. She's TOTALLY hot!!!! Who cares if they can't sing! Nobody but nobody actually listens to them. So WTF. Awash with Posh is not a bad way to be.
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traci 9-25-2007 @ 7:08PM
Ok,so im wondering,who really cares about this?I mean so this lady Victoria is joining the PCD,soooo what?
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Al B. Bach 9-25-2007 @ 7:11PM
She's HOT, pure and simple. The jealousy of some (women) is astounding. This union should last as long as Britney's first union. Too bad, its a match made in heaven.
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ronald 9-25-2007 @ 7:12PM
shes now doubt a snob with no front teeth but she does dress sexy and she always was the snob of he group
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Only Me 9-25-2007 @ 7:13PM
PCD's just lost the little bit of creditability they had as serious performers and have just become full fleged media whores!
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S Hooper 9-25-2007 @ 7:21PM
If I close my eyes, will she go (PLEASE) go away! I am so sick of her. She's washed up and somehow she keeps 'popping' up in the media. She must have a great agent to be able to sell that crap.
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MC 9-25-2007 @ 7:21PM
spell check...
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dominique 9-25-2007 @ 7:27PM
From rags to riches from fags to bitches, Victoria is the least thing on my mind basically... I mean the tanned skinn to her face looking like a constipated pug. Everybody knows there is no pussycat dolls. there is nicole scherzinger.And all she's gonna sing is a uhhh, oooh, uh oh,.... there's noting to it. I totally think that we have more things to talk about then this, hell, her husband is even more famous then her....thats a damn shame/
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m 9-25-2007 @ 7:31PM
I guess they'll have to change their name to the Pussycat Skanks now I have more talent in my left nad!
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lildee 9-25-2007 @ 7:38PM
she is just horrible she should of left the spice girls instead of ginger!
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jaq 9-25-2007 @ 7:50PM
Wow ---Can you really see her dancing on stage with them!!! I predict it will be like watching football players with ballerinas...she's too stiff and she might break doing one of their moves!! She had an ok voice from what I remember of her, not that the PCD are great vocalists or anything..This will be interesting...they should ask Britney instead...maybe it could help her get back on track..It won't last this Posh spice thing with the PCD's, she'll get bored and have to go buy something and redesign it....I give it 1 performance!!
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tony 9-25-2007 @ 7:51PM
I feel that Victoria is perfect for the pussycatdolls...not to mention she is the purrfect skank. Excuse me.... that was just corny right there. Anyway, she needs to do something, get a nose job, raise her eyes, give her an ass...just fix her whole freaking body, I mean the skin is out of shape with all those tans she got..ewww. Why she trying to be darker, she's not dark. wow just wowww I don't even understand what the hell people find in this chick....
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Michael 9-25-2007 @ 7:52PM
Victoria is Hot, yep Paris "thats Hot", and
Becks is a lucky man. Ms. Posh is tres stylish, so very cool, I would lust for her if she were not married.
Michael of Art
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Kydanty 9-25-2007 @ 7:53PM
Quick some one give her a sammich!
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