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Porn star moustache: New trend alert?

Filed under: Men, Celebrities with Style


Starting last spring, I noticed the hipster guys around town were shaping their facial fuzz like...well...porn stars. It was a rough time for the fashion-forward set -- we'd been stuck in a seemingly endless 80s revival, and the obsessively stylish were trying anything to break out of the mold. I figured it was a brief, ill-advised foray into alternative grooming that'd quickly be forgotten.

Until today. Word on the street is Pete Wentz, bassist for Fall Out Boy and boyfriend to Ashlee Simpson is sporting an adult movie star motif above his upper lip. Gross!

Unfortunate Celebrity Facial Hair

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  • Seth Rogen
  • Ryan Gosling
  • Kevin Youkilis
  • Sagamore Stevenin
  • Woody Harrelson

Guys: I'm pleading with you, let this one blow over. Grow a full beard, grow a goatee, go clean shaven -- anything! If you shape your 'stache like some douche bag from the 70s, I will judge you -- a lot.

More Shots of the Porn Star Stache

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