Remember, back in olden times of yore, when razors only had two blades? Sheesh. Two blades. Puh-lease. That was before we discovered the joy of shaving our faces with three blades -- a revolution! Closer shaves, less cuts, fantastic. And that was before mankind invented razors with four blades -- which, let's be honest, has proved to be fairly pointless.

But none of these advances in whisker-wicking technology can compare to the overwhelming awesomeness of the Gillette 3000. Dudes, our time has come.

Check out the hysterical video to see what life will be like when they finally create the perfect razor.

[via Haute Concept]