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Smart Ass for your sweetheart

Filed under: Swimwear and Lingerie




Looking for the perfect gift for you sweetie for Valentine's Day? A flower and a card might not cut it for her -- she's sassy, and sexy, and requires something that takes a little more creativity.

Never fear! As we've mentioned before, the Smart Ass Gals are here to help, with signature thongs designed with you in mind. Got a control freak? A natural blonde? Or a gal with some serious spunkiness? These Signature Thongs make the perfect statement and gift.

Of course, if your valentine is a smart ass to begin with, you could always buy her some SweeTarts candy ...

Smart Ass Thongs

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  • Smart Ass
  • Ooh la la
  • Party Girl
  • Media attention
  • Pressed underwear

In addition to providing protection from the dreaded VPL that we expect from our thongs, Smart Ass also strives to make their intimates seamless and invisible under your clothes as well. But when it comes time for someone special to see your fabulous derriere, you've got something fun and sexy to show.

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