Playboy energy drink: keep it up all night
Filed under: Style in the News, Men
Watching porn all night has never been easier. Now, with Playboy's specially-crafted blend of invigorating herbs and extracts, you'll be able to exhaust any porn library. I guess the idea here is that this drink will promote insomnia, and therefore more men will subscribe to the Playboy Channel -- that seems logical. Even if it doesn't work, I'm sure that it will make Playboy Enterprises a nice chunk of change. Check out the press release:
"Playboy and Play Beverages LLC are thrilled to announce the launch of the ultra-sexy, incredibly invigorating Playboy Energy Drink. With subtle notes of fruit and vanilla, this proprietary formula contains ginseng root, guarana extract and damiana leaf, ingredients that are believed to stimulate energy levels. Available in two varieties, regular and sugar-free, Playboy Energy is now available in the Boston area and will roll out to Miami, Las Vegas and Los Angeles this March."This is exactly the kind of classy beverage that makes all Americans proud. Frankly, I'm surprised that no celebrities were drinking this stuff on the red carpet. Surely, it's only a matter of days before Paris Hilton is photographed slamming "Bunny Bombs" at some LA nightclub.
