Die sweat glands die!
Remember that guy "Pit Stain" from Nickelodeon's Pete and Pete, nobody wants to be like him. Some of us have been blessed with a very active natural body-cooling system -- a system that we must eradicate with an ultra-powerful anti-perspirant from Gillette. Never mind that it's probably the equivalent of shoving tiny bits of toxic waste into you sweat glands, pit stains are not cool and must be stopped at all costs. Nothing shoots down your confidence on a date like an uncontrollable pit-stain blitzkrieg. In fact, 72% of women say that sweat-stains are as much of a turnoff as dandruff -- OK, I made that up. The problem is, you can never tell when one's going to soak through your blazer, so it's probably a good idea to launch a preemptive strike with this new medical-strength stick from Gillette.
I knew a guy once -- and this guy isn't me -- that actually sweat through 2 undershirts and a wool sweater. True story.
[via haute concept]
