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Denim boxers pull no punches

Filed under: Clothing, Swimwear and Lingerie, Jeans, Men


Whit Honea is a slacker, a borderline degenerate, and a daydream believer. He's also our resident expert on casual chic. If it's comfortable, and not heinous, he's all over it. He's quite charming, really.

When we first saw these denim boxers in our inbox we thought it was a joke. It was early April, fools were in the air, and it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to think one of our fellow fashion writers was having a bit of fun. At the very least we expected the links to lead us on a rickrolling adventure. Nope. The denim boxer is for real.

UnderWare Brand Boxers

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Seriously. Quit laughing. This is a real product that we're trying to write about like the serious adults that we pretend to be. Besides, you haven't heard the best part yet.

The company responsible is UnderWare Brand and they are passionate about you pressing butt on denim. For just $130 large they'll send you what they swear will be the last pair of boxers you'll ever want need.

Granted, the idea of going commando in our bluejeans isn't the craziest thing we've ever done. It happens. However, it's more a consequence of bad laundry planning, or the sound of someone's husband coming home early for lunch, that triggers the rare moment of ass on patchwork, and not an actual desire to do so.

And here's the rub. It is suggested that you wear them every single day for six(6) months to form and then wash them. Yes, they suggest you wear a single pair of boxers every day for six months without washing them. Don't they know what goes on down there? It ain't pretty.

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