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We are speechless, truly without words. Let us take a minute to contemplate this utter insanity...

Alright, we're back. We're pretty sure our brains just short circuited looking at Mary Kate Olsen's get up for the New Yorkers for Children celebration of 'New Year's in April: A Fool's Fete' presented by Missoni.

New Year's in April: A Fool's Fete

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How can she even walk? How is she not falling all over the place, tripping on that psychedelic disaster of a hippy dress?

Aside from the fact that the dress is just flat out dizzying, it doesn't even fit MKO. We really shouldn't be surprised by that fact, seeing as how she always looks like she just raided mommy's closet (if mommy were a really fashionable teeny tiny bum). Yet, for some reason it continues to boggle our mind that Mary Kate is absolutely swimming in that dress. In fact, we think Ashley might be in there somewhere with her.

Maybe if MKO didn't walk like the hunchback of Notre Hollywood everything would look just a smidge better.

And then there's the headband. Let's not even get into it! All we have to say is, please dear god, don't tell us that velvet cord as headbands is the next big thing!

Browse through the gallery to see pictures of other celebs and New York's high society at the same event.

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