eBay WTF of the Day: Toad bag
Filed under: Handbags, Accessories
WTF? Toad bag? Don't you mean "tote bag?" This is crazy talk. This is not a "tote" bag. No. This is a toad bag. From Australia. Like Fosters pretends to be.
Has anyone ever looked at a toad and thought "mmmm...handbag?" WTF?
To be fair, we make stuff out of alligator and snake, so why not toad? It seems to follow. If that's a path you want to take. We're pretty sure that path leads to making stuff out of beetles and spiders eventually, though, so be warned.
And ethics aside, doesn't it just seem a little inefficient to make stuff out of toads? I mean, they're kinda small...like...they don't have a lot of skin to begin with. Ratio of toad-guts to toad-skin would be unappealing on a mathematical level, and that's before we really even worry about how unappealing toad guts are.
Amq03284, I do hope you find a buyer. Perhaps some witch somewhere needs Purse Of Toad for her cauldron.
