Whit Honea is a slacker, a borderline degenerate, and a daydream believer. He's also our resident expert on casual chic. If it's comfortable, and not heinous, he's all over it. He's quite charming, really.

Hola, nuestros amigos, hoy es mayo quinto. ¿Por qué no celebrar por el estilo?

That's right, we just dropped Spanish on your ass. We're pretty sure we said, "Hello, our friends, today is May 5th. Why not celebrate in style?" However, we could have been telling you about the pencil we had for lunch. It's a tricky language.


It's Cinco de Mayo today, which in addition to being the obvious, is also one more beloved American drinking holiday that is barely observed in the country we claim to be celebrating. That being the case we had margaritas with breakfast.

We also found a website with some pretty funny Cinco de Mayo t-shirts. Why should St. Patrick's Day get all the love?

The company BurnTees agrees. Check them out before last call. La última llamada para el alcohol!

Remember to be safe! Don't drink and drive. Eso no es bueno.