Lauren Conrad's black tear: Starting a trend?
Filed under: Cosmetics, Celebrity Fashion Mistakes, Beauty Tips
Last week was hard, wasn't it Lauren? We're ready to talk about it.
It seems that all this fighting between Lo and Audrina has been getting to you, all the way to your dear blackened soul. And so floweth the Pierrot-esque black tears.
Audrina was guilty, too:
Can't you just see this catching on with suburban teenagers? Before we know it, drawing a black tear on your face in eyepencil (or even Sharpie) could be a trend no longer relegated to the goth kids.
How many weeks before Britney does it? (Actually, for a music video, it might be cool.)
This trend's problem and allure lie in its implication that your soul is so dark and twisted that even your tears come out black.
Oh, Lauren and Audrina. Max Factor invented waterproof makeup before you were born. You know how dramatic your show is. Use your noggins.
We bet Heidi wears waterproof. Oh, BURN!
