Pete Wentz - hair is way more important than your crotch/soul
Filed under: Hair Cut and Style
We all know andHe calls his mop that because it looks as if it were a removable wig. Still not following his drift? Don't worry, neither are we. Pete explained himself to People saying, "Here's the thing about hair; I think most people think that I have Lego hair, like I can just take it on and off in one piece, and that's not quite the case - although pretty close. I refer to this [phenomenon] as Lego hair, when people think that about me."
And just wait -- the interview gets even stranger. He then adds that your hair is more important than any other part of you -- except maybe your crotch or your soul -- you know, because those two things are definitely related.
"I think hair is just, like, the most important thing about you. Besides your soul, or maybe your heart, or maybe your crotch. Or maybe the order I just put those in says a little something about who I am."
So, we think it's safe to say that we now know why he's so crazy about Ashlee Simpson -- wink, wink!
nausea 10-09-2008 @ 10:59PM
My name is nausea because i am nothing more. After reading something that makes a piece of shit in the toilet look like a divinity, i am nothing more than a galaxy of nauseating constellations. This is such for three reasons:
The fact that the last sentence in the article incorporates the biggest shame of all music history, the very person who killed the essence of music on SNL, makes the subject of the article, Pete "dbag" Wentz, a bigger shame than Ashlee, herself. This brings me to my second point:
This article is about the biggest shame to the music industry, and all of music history. He should win SouthPark's Biggest D**che in the Universe Award. Do people not have anything better to do in this great world of possibilities than to write about this subject?
Thirdly, and of most importance for the prior reasons are somewhat petty, the construction of this article looks like a composition of a third grader. I would love to know the qualifications of Kyle Hepp that got him this job. If indeed he does have credible qualifications to be a part of "stylelist.com", the website should be legally removed for the sake of intellegence.
My concluding point should be obvious. Everyone who received any satisfaction and thought it to be of any slight importance should be removed from our society for the sake of the future of humanity.
Thanks for your time.
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me 10-10-2008 @ 9:34AM
we all know it sucked you didnt have to write a book about it