Some people wait impatiently for the newest book by their favorite author to come out. We've waited all year with feverish desire for The Christmas Book by Neiman Marcus, and finally (FINALLY!) we have it. And we are not disappointed.It's not that we actually shop from it -- there are only, like, three things in the whole book we could actually afford. But, when we look through those pages of uber-luxurious gifts, well, it's kind of like shopping porn for us.

We've grabbed a few of our favorite, most opulent gifts and put them in a gallery for your viewing pleasure. Lock the doors, light a few candles, play some smooth jazz, and enjoy. We already did. Twice this morning.