No pants is the new skinny jean
Filed under: Clothing
You know we have a rough Spring season ahead of us when "no pants" is cited as a trend from the Fall fashion weeks.
The trouble starts when you find yourself staring at a model and you can't decide whether the designer meant for her clothing to be a bathing suit or lingerie -- and then you realize you were way off base -- these outfits were actually supposed to be everyday wear.
Flashing the vajayjay "by accident" trend scarred us for life last year. We don't need hot pants back on the market encouraging starlets to show off way more than necessary!
Plus, this look spells trouble for the real woman. Most of us don't have legs that go on for miles or thighs that don't touch at the top. Without both of these things, these underwear pants bottoms -- we can't even figure out what to call them -- should never be worn.
maffemol 10-16-2008 @ 3:08PM
THIS IS THE WAY TO LIVE WISH I WOULD KNOW WERE TO BUY ONE
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Brad 10-17-2008 @ 4:11PM
WOW!!! Jessica Simpson posing nude here:
http://www.bcelebvideos.com/video.php?v=Jessica_Simpson_nude
fishiepoo64 10-16-2008 @ 10:33PM
Hope this catches on
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Ape 10-17-2008 @ 7:57AM
wow that new fashion is so retarded...
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Bubba 10-17-2008 @ 2:47PM
When did James Bond women become the source of fashion trends?
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cj 10-17-2008 @ 2:47PM
I hate to think of all the children that will lose their sight once I step out the door in this new fashion. I guess that's the price everyone will have to pay for me to be trendy! LMAO
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Spokes 10-17-2008 @ 2:47PM
Now cj......that was funny! And there are a lot of people that need to LMAO!!!!
Jeli 10-17-2008 @ 2:47PM
That is idiotic! Only could come from some creep who wants to stand out so bad as a designer...
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Jim 10-17-2008 @ 2:47PM
Hurray. They are finally bringing sexy back!
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sfbanak 10-17-2008 @ 2:47PM
Our culture is "going to hell in a hand basket."
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KW 10-17-2008 @ 2:54PM
I agree 100% People need to speak up about the awfulness of this!
jack 10-17-2008 @ 5:45PM
I am afraid that is nothing new. Our culture has been going to hell in a handbasket for a very long time.
del 10-17-2008 @ 2:47PM
Just the right type of trendy attire to wear to visit your grand-mother in an assisted living facility; to buzz around town per-
forming your Saturday chores; to be greeted by the pastor
of your church on Sundays; a quick trip to the dentist's office
to have your braces straightened; and of course your every-
day office wear when you go to work. You do this, obviously,
in an unembarrassed state of mind; even though you're a
little on the chunky side, with varicose veins, unshaven legs,
and moles and scars presiding on 75% of your body.
Good luck...but, be able to handle the jeers; along with the
leers, cheers!
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gasp 10-17-2008 @ 10:22PM
that was awesome. while reading your comment i watched my guy friends eyes light up with a dreamy gleam in them and then his face progressively fell as i went on. He called you a douche.
Rebecca 10-17-2008 @ 10:22PM
you forgot the celulite ........ yuck
keeeks 10-17-2008 @ 2:59PM
Yuk!!
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KW 10-17-2008 @ 3:08PM
UTTERLY DISGUSTING!!! This is the way to be a WHORE , for real.
It's also asking to be raped, I'm sorry. It makes me really sick to see women show everything to the whole world that was meant for a husband's own. WHAT IS NEXT ??? Will it be in to walk around in swimsuit style clothing all year round, and after that COMPLETELY NAKED??? THIS CANNOT BE GOOD. HOW MANY PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THE DIRECTION THIS WORLD IS GOING??? IT IS SOOOO SICK!!!
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John Hubert 10-17-2008 @ 4:14PM
If GOD had meant for us to be naked he'd have created us that way!! Is that what you're saying? nothing wrong with it>
aim 10-17-2008 @ 10:21PM
Saying that anyone is ASKING to be raped is totally uncalled for! I don't think the new "trend" is appealing at all, and I do believe some people should dress more modestly, but I don't believe that what a person wears gives anyone the thumbs up to rape them!!
Paul 10-17-2008 @ 3:25PM
As a "legs and azz" man, I LOVE IT! but I agree with the physical limitations for prospective wearers. No rubbing thighs or short stumpy legs. I guess that means they'll never be seen in Vermont!
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