Maybe this was an honest mistake. Perhaps British t.v. personality Zoe Salmon thought the invitation to the "Nokia Comes with Music" party actually said "Comes with Pants" so she didn't need to bring her own. Or she might really, really love Sienna Miller, and wore this a tribute to show support for the "homewrecker" actress during her time of turmoil.


Regardless of her intention, the result of Ms. Salmon's outfit is that she appears to be auditioning for a role in the chorus of "Mrs. Robinson Goes to the Playboy Mansion", a revival of the most popular West End musical of 1967. StyleFoul!

There's nothing wrong with this fancy leopard leotard that a quick trip to the Topshop miniskirt page couldn't fix in a jiffy. Given her obviously predilection for "flashy" we'll even give her a pass to wear this ostrich feather creation. Anything to get her to shield the lady gems!