Sure, we only just moved out of our parents house and are in bind for cash and more Ramen noodle packs. But not even we, who are remarkably broke and hungry, would serve as a nanny for a self-absorbed egomaniac like Heather Mills -- or as she is known to the folks across the pond -- Paul McCartney's insane ex-wife.

That said, a naive woman named Sara Trumble would beg to differ with us, seeing as she served as nanny to Mills' daughter Beatrice and forced to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and get this -- spray a naked Mills down with tanning products for quite some time. Lord have mercy!

Obviously, Mills is calling 'foul', stating in a press release: "Heather is devastated that Sara, who Heather considered a part of her family, should choose to level these accusations at her. This claim will be vigorously defended."

True, no one should have to be forced to do the bizarre things Miss Tumble was asked to do. However, the clues alluding to Mills' unstableness have been out there in the press for a while now, which leads on to believe Tumble had a plan to sue her boss from the beginning. What do you think?

[via MSNBC]