Coffee Makes Your Boobs Smaller
Filed under: Style in the News
Coffee -- Harmful or Helpful?
Ladies, we know you're aware of your breasts. Even if you're not at all vain, you watch them inflate and deflate monthly, when your weight fluctuates, or sometimes for seemingly no reason at all. Well, according to The Daily Mail, surprise breast shrinkage may be caused by excess coffee.
From the article:
"[Scienists] said there was a clear link between drinking coffee and smaller breasts as around half of all women possess a gene that has been shown to link breast size to coffee intake."
Or maybe it's just that women who drink lots of coffee run around like crazy, so they weigh less, so their boobs shrink? All we know is that we really don't want this to be true.
But fortunately it's not all bad. While your morning pick-me-up may be shrinking your boobs, scientists have also discovered a number of potential health benefits to drinking coffee. Studies have shown that it could reduce your risk of diabetes, colon cancer, Parkinson's disease -- even cavities!
The key to many of coffee's potential health benefits are antioxidants, which protect against toxic free radicals, and in turn help prevent chronic disease.
And there's more! In addition to protecting your body from potential long-term illness, coffee reportedly offers all kinds of everyday benefits -- from relieving headaches and managing asthma, to improving your mental performance.
LOSER! 1-09-2009 @ 6:13AM
I get the impression from the "headline"that if u soak your bra in some sort of liquid, it wll shrink. Makes sense. I have been drinking coffee for 35 years and my boobs are only getting larger. I don't need a smaller bra!
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joyce 1-09-2009 @ 6:51AM
I have five sisters . Weve drank coffee all of our lives ,our mother was allergic to milk , grandpa gave her sugar coffee, ALL OF OUR BOOBS ARE TOO BIG so that is a big BOOB HOAX.
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Moongrim 1-09-2009 @ 6:53AM
Another slow news day.
And yet another rumor for snopes.com to quash.
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Mary Ann 1-09-2009 @ 7:31AM
Somebody has too much time on their hands. This is ONE of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard -- and completely false! This person must live in an area of flat busted women. Whoever you are -- you need to get out of the house more!
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Angiebaby 1-09-2009 @ 8:35AM
Oh, Great! The one thing I looked forward to when my errant hormones settle down... a lovely cup of strong coffee in the morn. The smell; the taste; the experience. And now I see I can't ever have coffee again. Sigh. I'm going back to bed....
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karen 1-09-2009 @ 8:44AM
I suppose the government paid for this study.
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Gary 1-09-2009 @ 8:46AM
"Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES!" funniest cookbook ever! (bitchcooks.com)
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Kathy 1-09-2009 @ 8:53AM
I've been drinking coffee for 44 yrs and my boobs just keep getting bigger. It's all the hormones in the meats we eat and who knows what else...it's a man's world...man is behind it all!
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gary 1-09-2009 @ 4:40PM
i like big butts, what can you drink for that?
Bev 1-09-2009 @ 8:56AM
OH PLEASE, which dim bulb thought this one up? Do you have explicit medical research data to back up this ridiculous so called fact? Don't you have something better to do with your time, perhaps apply for a job at one of the stupid tabloid newspapers?
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Kim 1-09-2009 @ 9:13AM
I drink a latte a day. I'd been small breasted for most of my life - until menopause. I can tell you that my breasts are bigger than ever, so disproving your theory that coffee shrinks breasts..as a matter of fact everything is bigger due to menopause!
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Jeannie 1-09-2009 @ 9:22AM
Ohhh Please! Smaller boobs? I've been drinking coffee for about 40 plus years now. And I was always tiny. I was called the perfect 36. And that's not in the boobs. It was 12, 12 and 12, with 2 fried eggs broken, ya get the picture! And now it does this? plus they added this --- from relieving headaches and managing asthma, to improving your mental performance, too? Are they kidding me! If it did this, then why did I go through all them bad headaches years ago? Get real!
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cheryl 1-09-2009 @ 9:25AM
This is crazy talk. I have been drinking pots of coffee every day for many years and it has had no effect on me. I'm still waaaaaay too big and I wish I would shrink. It's backbreaking to carry all this extra weight around.
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Brenda 1-09-2009 @ 9:42AM
That is the biggest lie I have ever heard. been drinking coffee for 65 years still wear 42 double d.....Why dont these people get a life an put it to good use nistead of stupid junk like this?????
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Nana 1-09-2009 @ 9:43AM
I,ve never liked coffee, but am a tea drinker. Do you have any clues what can happen to my 40DD's?
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Erika 1-09-2009 @ 10:09AM
I'm with everyone else. I've been drinking coffee (and tea) for years, and I still have 36DD boobs (try working around those when you're only 5'1"! But I digress). And with all these purported health benefits of coffee, they forgot to add the potential for stained teeth, an irregular heartbeat (from the caffeine), and, for me, a nasty caffeine addiction that will cause massive headaches if I go without.
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robyn 1-09-2009 @ 10:11AM
LOL ya our tax dollars at work for so called experts to reseach coffee and bra size lmao mine have gotten bigger not smaller and i have been drinking coffee for 12 years lol. Dang if all it takes is misleading people to make a butt load of money hey sign me up.
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Steve 1-09-2009 @ 11:34AM
This is the biggest bunch of crap I've ever read. On the aol main page it shows an article "big salary no degree"...The one salary they should have put on there is writer for your staff, because I'm pretty sure this article was written by someone's 12 year old.
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B's 1-09-2009 @ 11:40AM
Well, I'm not sure about the boob thing. What I do know is Caffeine/Coffee is insidious. A soda may have 50 mg of caffeine... a coffee has between 150 and 200 mg of caffeine.
Caffeine PROHIBITS the body from absorbing Calcium. Thus causing the body's PH to drop. Caffeine raises blood pressure and causes neurotransmitters to imitate COCAINE's effect of unnatural rapid firing. Finally, Caffeine has a half life of 6 hours in the body.... for example... you drink and extra large coffee containing 400 mg of caffiene...6 hours later you have 200mg still in the system... 6hours later 100mg in the system... 6 hours later 50 in the system and finally 1 day later you still have 25 mg. Now another coffee like yesterdays brings the grand total up 425.. the next day 450.. etc. etc.
The top cancer countries in the world are also the top caffeine countries. This is because body PH and Cancer are intimately connected. Briefly, when the cells cannot get oxygen in a low PH environment... the cell turns anaerobic or cancerous. This is not BS... look it up. My advice... stay away from caffeine !
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Max 1-09-2009 @ 12:21PM
If this were true my wife's D cup would have been down to a B by now haha! She drinks coffe every morning and through the day! So nope no shrinkage here guys!
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