Posts with tag EbayWtf

So...um...apparently this is going on.

Holy Jolie. This is the creepiest look-alike doll we've ever seen. Artist Noel Cruz stripped the factory makeup off a regular doll and painted it to look exactly, exactly like Angelina Jolie.

The clothes cost extra. The clothes cost extra!

The doll went for £2,000 to a private bidder. (Surprse, surprise.)

WTF?

Holy cow.

Holy cows. Holy grandma sweater with cows on it.

Holy grandma sweater with cows that look like they're doin' it on it.

Everyone put on your best Faye Dunaway-as-Joan Crawford face and say it with us:

WIRE HANGERS?!

Okay. This is a wooden hanger with a really long wire. Blossomshops is selling this hanger individually as a vintage item. WTF? It's a hanger. It's a wire hanger.

My hat it has three corners
Three corners has my hat
And had it not three corners
It would not be my hat!

Remember that song from when you were little? We do. We think it was usually taught to American 3-7 year olds when talking about colonial America, which they do a lot in American schools until you turn about 7 (old enough to start asking hard questions).

But look! We found the hat! Two of them!

Juicy Couture, haven't you done enough?

I don't know how this bag has gotten by me until now. Thanks to jennypooh219283, I bring you The Official Juicy Couture Has Gone Too Far Bag (right).

Juicy, I beg you. Make it stop. First it was the tracksuits. Then the rhinestones. The velour. Then everything was furry or terrycloth for a little while. It's a brilliant idea, really, to make luxurious, expensive collections of what are essentially sweats for the rich. The problem is that the rich like to show off that they're rich enough to wear your clothing, so they venture out of the country club wearing it to all sorts of inappropriate venues.

Places I would like people to stop wearing fuzzy, sparkly tracksuits include: brunch, the theater, the opera, nice museums, and my apartment.

This Pepto-Bismol ("crystal pink") bag has jacquard laurels that look like hearts and a tag that says "What Ever" on it. I just know it smells like fake tan. I'm mad at Juicy. Sorry for taking it out on you, jennypooh219283. I'm sure you're a nice lady.

I'll admit it. Inherent in the eBay WTF of the day, there is always a certain longing. I am attracted to write about clothing, accessories, and strange household items that secretly, some part of me wants.

And who wouldn't want a vintage hat-warmer?

At first I clicked on this because I thought it was a hat. I started a low giggling as I spun Tin Man-themed jokes. But this is not a hat, it's a hat warmer! I live in New York, where it's cold, and I'm from Minnesota, where it's colder. This thing is $20 and I want it.

According to "the old lady [the seller] bought it from," the shiny aluminum heats up to remove wrinkles from your hat and, if you're like me, to make your hat feel cozier as a little incentive to get out of the house and go to work.

Imagine trying to keep your cat away from this thing! I might paint a face on it and call it my boyfriend. I mean. . .WTF.