Posts with tag HughJackman

Always the risk taker yet ever so elegant, Nicole Kidman dazzled in this Dries Van Noten number at the premier of her new movie Australia. Can you believe this broad was just pregnant? How do they do it?! ("They" being insanely skinny celebs who pop out babies and maintain a size 2 figure.)

Blake Lively, in addition to being a Gossip Girl, is also a gorgeous girl. And at 21, it's appropriate for her to risk some kookier fashion choices. The young fashionista succeeds more often than she fails...but here, at the New York premiere of Baz Luhrmann's epic film Australia, she fails.

Notice anything different about Matt (soon to be former Sexiest Man Alive) Damon lately? No, it's not the Celtics hat (although: Yay Boston!) and yes, he's still wearing his wedding ring.

It's the jowls! He's packing on the weight, and it's not just a couple of sympathy pounds to go with his wife Luciana's pregnancy. In his own words, he's doughy.

Sure, it's for a movie role, but you know guys across the country will now be gesturing, with their beer hands, to their bellies and saying, "Hey, if it's good enough for Matt Damon's wife, it's good enough for you, babe."

Sigh. We hate the double standard, and will not condone his man fat. Male celebrities cannot start getting all real!

Take a page out of Hugh Jackman's book, Mr. Damon, and get back to us when you're ready to uphold your unrealistic expectations duties.

We said, Good Day, Sir!

OK. Oscar winner and former Chanel babe Nicole Kidman is pregnant. She's been so for a couple of months now. So we're kind of unsure as to why Vogue felt compelled to splash the "Pregnancy Update" cover line right under her chin on their July issue, but whatevs.