
Coco Chanel once said that a woman without a scent is a woman who is going nowhere.
Of course, when Coco said that, I'm sure she was referring to the women who never actually wore perfume. I doubt that she would have ever anticipated the gaggle of famous women who boast 7-figure salaries and their own scent line.
For those of us who dream whistfully of six figure salaries, well, we'e going to have to settle for the scent of fame. With this in mind, I've compiled seven celebrities scents to wear everyday of your unfamous week:
Sunday: You're going to a
Dukes of Hazzard-style picnic. Spray on your Jessica Simpson perfume
Dessert Beauty and suck in that gut -- those Daisy Dukes won't fit you any other way.
Monday: It's back to the office for you, girlie. So you want to flirt with the cute guy who looks like Pete Doherty by the water cooler? Supermodel
Kate Moss's scent would be just the thing.
Tuesday: Arg! You just bounced a check. Now is the time that you need a boost of confidence with spritz of Jewish mysticism. Pour on the
Madonna perfume!Wednesday: Your mother called (again). She's worried that you haven't met a nice young boy (again). She voiced concern that you will most certainly end up a cat-owning spinster (again). Show her you can "Work it Out!" with
Beyonce's perfume, "True Star Gold".
Thursday: For some reason, you are starting every sentence with a ponderous "I can't help but wonder...." (Newsflash: you're totally having a Carrie Bradshaw moment.) Try
"Lovely" by Sarah Jessica Parker.
Friday: Finally! It's Friday. TGIF and all that jazz! You are totally ready to PARTY! And who parties better than Paris Hilton? Nobody! That's why you should be wearing
"Paris Hilton"!
Saturday: Last night was rough. You look miserable. You spray on J. Lo's
"Glow." Suddenly, the world is right. (Don't ask why.)