
Ouch, this is bad. Like
really bad. Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like a beautiful bombshell from the neck up, but from the neck down she looks the standard Mom next door who is about to plop down in her garden to pull weeds. I won't take "relaxing" or "being casual" as an excuse for this pitiful outfit because she has on a full face of make-up, so clearly she thinks she looks fine.
The reason J-Love looks so bad is simple. It's her jeans -- her generic, shapeless, unflattering, horrific jeans. These jeans aren't doing her any favors, (well they are keeping her from walking around nude, which is a favor to me) they make her legs like two blue rectangles in motion.
You see, J-Love's body is the classic pear shape.
Pear shapes usually have a curvy bottom half with full hips and thighs, narrow shoulders, and a graceful and slender neck. With so many good qualities up top, why on earth would you want to draw attention to the bottom half? Jenny needs to face the music and buy some flattering clothing. J-Love if you are reading, here is what you need to do:
For starters you need jeans with a flare, they will even you out to prevent your thighs from looking so ... you know. Another something to look into is whiskering (those pale little white lines strategically placed on jeans). Whiskering is truly a miracle, usually placed around the pelvic and thigh area, it shaves off a good 5 pounds when done properly.
And while we're on the
topic, that turtleneck isn't doing you any favors either. If you see paragraph three you will know that your neck is one of the good features and I see you have a killer rack too ... so make that neckline plunge and show us what you've got.