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For whatever reason, GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has earned the animosity of many of the entertainment industry's "tough girls." A month ago, tattooed bombshell Pamela Anderson gave the bespectacled governor some verbal harassment, telling E! reporters that Palin "can suck it." Now, at a stop on Madonna's tour in NYC, the pop diva promises the crowd "I will kick her ass." That brings up an important question for this years election -- please cast your vote below.

Who would win in a battle royale: Madonna or Sarah Palin?

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First, let's meet the contestants. Sarah Palin is the governor of Alaska and the current VP candidate on John McCain's GOP ticket. What? Some people really don't know that.

Tina Fey is the brains behind NBC's hilarious show "30 Rock" and lots of other stuff.

To be clear, they are not the same person.

In regard to the above video, don't worry, Wahlberg gets his.

Now for the contest!

We're watching: Tina Fey on SNL
We're wearing: Makeup from EyesLipsFace
We're eating: Ramen noodles
We're drinking: Water
We're thinking: Maybe we should call it "Freedom Shopping"
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For the second time, Tina Fey headed back to her old home, Saturday Night Live, to reprise her now famous role as Sarah Palin doppelanger. On Saturday night, Tina and Amy Poehler reenacted the cringe-worthy interview that took place between Sarah and Katie Couric last week. Much like last time, the whole "making fun of the mouse-hunting governor who could potentially rule the free world" bit is as funny as ever.

But we ask, wasn't the actual interview between the real-life Sarah and real-life Katie funny enough where it didn't need to be satirized by professional comedians to get the humor in Sarah's bizarre and random answers? Nonetheless, this skit is hilarious. Happy Monday, guys.

Now is your chance to put lipstick on a wig (but it's still a wig)! The Sarah Palin wigs and hairstyles are here- finally (McCain's hairstyle will be here soon enough, stupid male pattern baldness). Wigs not recommended for Pit Bulls.

The wigs were no trouble, no trouble at all- in fact they were already in stock. No they weren't leftover Tina Fey costumes (see glasses), but they did have a famous face attached to them.

Would you believe Raquel Welsh?

WigSalon is marketing their Raquel Welsh style wigs as a great Sarah Palin alternative. "Simply bobby pin back the upper layers of the Raquel Welch's new Valentine wig style, which is truly beautiful in it's [sic] own right, and let the longer layers fall freely."

When people aren't talking about Sarah Palin's lack of knowledge on foreign policy issues, her attempt to ban certain books from the library, her seventeen-year-old daughter's pregnancy, her failed attempts to build the "bridge to nowhere", oh yeah, and something about pitbulls and lipstick, they like to lament on the fact that the Alaskan Governor looks like she could double as Tina Fey's Republican twin.

Well, last night Tina Fey returned to Saturday Night Live to play her doppelganger for the premiere episode of the show's new season. The sketch was hilarious, to say the least, and well worth the sleepy eyes we had to fight off to watch it in its entirety. In this clip, watch as Sarah, er, Tina and Amy Poehler who takes on the Hilary Clinton character open the show. Enjoy.

We see it is literally true that everyone loves Tina Fey. And what's not to love? She's funny, clever and has that whole sexy/naughty librarian thing going for her. We agree with John McCain that she would make an exceptional Vice President, and along with him mourn that she refused his invitation to join the Republican ticket.

It looks like John bounced back well enough, instead selecting a different naughty librarian, Alaskan Sarah Palin, as his running mate. While we suspect she's not half as funny as Tina -- how could she be? -- the resemblance at times is uncanny.

Do you suppose McCain auditioned Sarah by having her do the fake news with his wife Cindy playing the Amy Poehler role?

Not to dwell on what I consider a pretty good problem, but my Thursday night prime time television consumption has suddenly become a little more complicated. At issue is Naomi Campbell's recent announcement that she will be joining the cast of ABC's hit show "Ugly Betty".

"Ugly Betty" is a great show, don't get me wrong, but it doesn't come close to my current television favorites "The Office" and "30 Rock". So I suppose my decision to stick with NBC or jump ship for ABC will ultimately come down to a single question: Who do I love more: Tina Fey or Naomi Campbell?

vs.

Tina Fey: Attended my alma mater, the University of Virginia
Naomi Campbell: Wrote an unreadable novel called Swan

Tina Fey: Proves that smart girls can be hot.
Naomi Campbell: Proves that beautiful girls can be lousy human beings.

Tina Fey: She's fun to watch.
Naomi Campbell: She's fun to mock.

Tina Fey: Wears glasses.
Naomi Campbell: Wears wigs.

Tina Fey: Wrote Mean Girls.
Naomi Campbell: Is a mean girl.

Tina Fey: Co-stars with Alec Baldwin
Naomi Campbell: Derides bald men

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