
Last night,
fashionfans around the country enjoyed the first installment of Top Model.
For the photo challenge, models were asked to pose in shots inspired by varying political outlooks: pro-life, pro-fur, pro-death penalty, pro-gay marriage and the opposing positions. None of the shots were particularly inspiring, and it's clear that most of the ladies haven't
quite figured out how to emotionally connect with the camera. No worries, though, since that can be developed with time and good art direction.
What can't be developed with time, however, is a brain.
During the critique, Tyra asked Kathleen (pictured at right in the anti-fur photograph) how she felt about animal furs in real life to which
Kathleen responded by saying, "I think fur makes you look hot."
Twiggy promptly jumped in to set the record straight on fur industry cruelty. Kathleen immediately countered with the brilliant response, "I don't think people should kill animals for their fur. But if they're already dead, why not? I mean, animals die like people. Sometimes they bite each other, too."
Brilliant, huh? Imagine the fur industry following packs of chinchillas through the woods as they wait for them to either drop dead from old age or be bitten to death by their comrades.
Needless to say, our little sparkplug Kathleen got the ax.
I'd also like to say that I was shocked to find out that
my pick, Natasha, appears to be a mail-order Russian bride. (She's 18; her husband is 40; she's Russian; he calls Dallas home.) At first, this sort of horrified me a little (I don't know why), but now I'm actually kind of into it. Heck, a mail-order bride deserves this just as much as the next girl, so don't worry, Natasha, I've still got your back!