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Well this should upset her, even if the A-Rod thing doesn't. The New York Times has tolled the
death bell on Madonna's fashion influence. She's...boring!
It's
bad when the
Gray Lady calls you a gray lady. Bestey Johnson likened her look to
Christie Brinkley going to court.
Whoa there Bestey! As lovely as Ms. Brinkley is, she's
never going to inspire gay men to dress like her for Halloween. Well, not the fun ones anyway.
Madonna turns 50 in a few weeks, on August 16th. (Yeah, she's a Leo - shocker, right?) Her age comes up in the article, along with the reminder that she's a mom, and the idea that maybe just can't get away with doing wild stuff any more. Cause you know, she's given birth and she's
old.We happen to think it's crazy for people to write off Madonna. How many times does she have to reinvent herself to prove that she is superhuman? Kinda boring in terms of partying (i.e. no drinking or drugs), but I bet she can stay out dancing all night, do the best moves and then have dirty group sex -- as a top
and a bottom -- with all the hottest DJs,
if she felt like it.
What do people expect? That she turn up in a Hanes Underwear commercial with Michael Jordan? Please,
only Charlie Sheen could sink so low. That said, yeah, this dress is hideous. Enough with the Candace Bergen/Murphy Brown neckwear collection!
