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Remember that guy "Pit Stain" from Nickelodeon's Pete and Pete, nobody wants to be like him. Some of us have been blessed with a very active natural body-cooling system -- a system that we must eradicate with an ultra-powerful anti-perspirant from Gillette. Never mind that it's probably the equivalent of shoving tiny bits of toxic waste into you sweat glands, pit stains are not cool and must be stopped at all costs.

Nothing shoots down your confidence on a date like an uncontrollable pit-stain blitzkrieg. In fact, 72% of women say that sweat-stains are as much of a turnoff as dandruff -- OK, I made that up. The problem is, you can never tell when one's going to soak through your blazer, so it's probably a good idea to launch a preemptive strike with this new medical-strength stick from Gillette.

I knew a guy once -- and this guy isn't me -- that actually sweat through 2 undershirts and a wool sweater. True story.

[via haute concept]

Remember, back in olden times of yore, when razors only had two blades? Sheesh. Two blades. Puh-lease. That was before we discovered the joy of shaving our faces with three blades -- a revolution! Closer shaves, less cuts, fantastic. And that was before mankind invented razors with four blades -- which, let's be honest, has proved to be fairly pointless.

But none of these advances in whisker-wicking technology can compare to the overwhelming awesomeness of the Gillette 3000. Dudes, our time has come.

Check out the hysterical video to see what life will be like when they finally create the perfect razor.

[via Haute Concept]