Posts with tag gossip

The gossip rags are saying that the May-December romance of the century, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, is over. So soon? But they didn't even have a cute name yet!

Actually we are delighted for Jen, especially since People reports that she looks better than ever. John Mayer is such a tool, and he's had an insidious effect on the style of previous girlfriends, most notably Jessica Simpson.

Whoever designed Ashley Tisdale's latest doll isn't very detail oriented.

As you're probably aware, the High School Musical star recently opted to exchange her old nose for a newer, sleeker model because she was "having trouble breathing." The actress was very open about having work done, and the procedure was subsequently reported in seemingly every gossip mag on the face of the planet.

In fact, only if you spent the month of December holed-up in an anti-media cave, covering your ears and singing "I can't hear you!" could you have possibly missed this scintillating piece of celebrity gossip.

Yet somehow it made it past toy makers, who recently revealed a Tisdale doll with pre-surgery nostrils. Oops!

Don't you just hate it when you go through all the trouble of scoring a shiny new schnoz, and the world can't forget the old one? Maybe Disney can market this doll as the "nostalgia" model.

What would the week be without a healthy dose of gossip about the fashion biz? Here are a few juicy details from Vogue UK that might have passed under your radar during the work week:

Brit It-Chick Peaches Geldof will be joining Kate Moss as one of the new celebrity designers for TopShop London. Geldof (who I've honestly never heard of before) will be creating her own line of teen jewelry. This is, of course, bad news for British parents who must be very worried that their teenage daughters will soon be taking cues from someone named "Peaches".

Cindy Crawford will be the new face of Remington (not the gun manufacturer -- it's the grooming appliance company).

Tyra Banks has been seeking man advice from an unlikely guru: poet Maya Angelou. The former poet-laureate suggested that should Tyra slow down and try to write poems about her ideal man. Poems, eh? Not match.com or eharmony.com? Well, it's worth a try right? Here's my own poem about my ideal man:

There once was a man named Clooney,
Whose face seemed to glow like the moony.
His pepper-grey hair and heart-melting stare
I confess, does make me quite loony.