
Archeology news stories rarely make their way onto fashion blogs. It's for good reason since archeology -- meticulous, slow-moving and glamour-free -- is the polar opposite of fashion, which is finicky, fast and full of ego.
However, for today only, the disparate fields of beauty and antiquities might actually merge. Or if nothing else, archeology might give us a new perspective on what we as a culture are willing to spend for something beautiful.
You've seen Paris Hilton's $2000 hair extensions, right? (Of course you have -- it's her real hair we've never seen!) Well, those gold locks might as well be made of cheap synthetics because they can't even begin to stand up to what a person would have to pay to get their hands on an even inch of Mammoth hair.
Mammoth hair? Aren't mammoths extinct? Indeed they are, which perhaps explains the whopping $50 per inch price tag mammoth hair pulls on the black market.
Just for fun, I've calculated how much Paris Hilton's weave would cost if it were made of mammoth hair instead of human hair. Assuming that she has total area of 144 inches worth of extensions (12" x 12"), a mammoth hair wig of the same proportions would cost about $7200, and that's just for the hair itself. Adding the ancient weave would probably be another thousand dollars, plus tip.
So Paris, if you're reading this, I hope you realize that a mammoth hair weave would definitely put Lohan in her place (i.e. she's poorer than you).
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bbc.co.uk]