Posts with tag hugh jackman

Notice anything different about Matt (soon to be former Sexiest Man Alive) Damon lately? No, it's not the Celtics hat (although: Yay Boston!) and yes, he's still wearing his wedding ring.

It's the jowls! He's packing on the weight, and it's not just a couple of sympathy pounds to go with his wife Luciana's pregnancy. In his own words, he's doughy.

Sure, it's for a movie role, but you know guys across the country will now be gesturing, with their beer hands, to their bellies and saying, "Hey, if it's good enough for Matt Damon's wife, it's good enough for you, babe."

Sigh. We hate the double standard, and will not condone his man fat. Male celebrities cannot start getting all real!

Take a page out of Hugh Jackman's book, Mr. Damon, and get back to us when you're ready to uphold your unrealistic expectations duties.

We said, Good Day, Sir!

OK. Oscar winner and former Chanel babe Nicole Kidman is pregnant. She's been so for a couple of months now. So we're kind of unsure as to why Vogue felt compelled to splash the "Pregnancy Update" cover line right under her chin on their July issue, but whatevs.