Posts with tag hulk hogan

While pale, porcelain skin is beautiful, it's hard to ignore the beauty of a bronze glow in the summertime. Who doesn't feel a little bit lovelier with slightly golden, sun-kissed skin? Notice we said slightly -- there's a big difference between being a little bit tan and looking like you've spent every day for the last three weeks baking on Miami Beach.

Brooke, Brooke, Brooke. Please help me understand your fashion choice here. I am so hurt by this, its almost hard to react. Almost.

This outfit is hideous, fugly, and just plain unacceptable. Daddy Hogan let you out of the house in this? Oh wait, I know what happened. You must have sat in a heap of mud and ruined your pants five minutes before show time and because you aren't as successful as say, Britney Spears, you didn't have an assistant to bail you out of this jam. But you did happen to have a pair of scissors handy. A snip snip here and a cut cut there -- and bam a pair of denim chaps. Not your best solution.

Here is what I would recommend to you young Brooke. Just lose the pants all together. Yeah, crazy I know but your body is better than what it used to be and its seems that you have on some tiny white shorts underneath that cover you up to some degree. Just please promise us that those chaps find their way into the garbage. Thanks.