
Have you ever played that game "Would you Rather"? Basically you are asked to choose from two horrible scenarios and decide which you would rather do. Okay, here is an example: Would you rather get hit in the head with a spiked baseball bat or would you rather have all of your toenails ripped out one by one?
I feel like I have been put in the same situation because I don't know who looks worse or where to begin on my spewing of insults.
Let's get the easy one over with first ... Andre Leon Tally, this man is like the drunken cross-dressing uncle I never had. He is lucky he is friends with Anna Wintour because without that sacred bond this man would be in a lot of trouble. When you are 6'7" and 400lbs (that was just a guess BTW) you don't need to draw further attention to yourself by draping your body in a giant caftan; this man needed to be draped in shame not a kind sized bed sheet with a hole cut in it.
Jennifer Hudson, how fast and far you are falling. I am in your corner, I am honey. I saw
Dreamgirls and if it wasn't for you that movie would have tanked (really, Beyonce was horrible), but you need to keep up with appearances if you want to remain famous. Strapping on a mullet-like weave isn't the answer. Sure it looks all short and kicky in the front, but we don't need the party in the back (
don't believe me, check out this photo). The color of the dress works for your skin tone, it is even pretty figure friendly -- its a shame it looks like you got it from bargain bin at Loehmann's.
A piece of advice to both of you; Jennifer, run away from Andre Leon Tally ... run fast. Andre Leon, run back to Anna Wintour ... as fast as a yellow taxi can take you.