Holy crap, it's an "Oral Sex Light"
Filed under: Accessories
You're young, fun, and no stranger to a good time -- maybe even good times with strangers. In those instances, you may be a little unfamiliar with the, um, nether regions of your temporary liaison. Sure, it sounds kinda ridiculous, but apparently it's a fairly common problem.So common, in fact, that someone's gone and invented a solution. Introducing the Oral Sex Light!
I swear on my life you can actually buy this. Here's the hard sell from the product page:
"Our ergonomically contoured light will brighten up the moment and enable you to never lose sight of what's right in front of you. Enjoy the hands-free, fully adjustable light when foolin' around under the covers!"
This is absurdly practical, but unfortunately not particularly sexy. I can't imagine you look very suave taking a break to put a flashlight on your head.
[via Jezebel]
"Honey, what are you doing?"
"Uh, well, I'm..."
"What is it, baby? You can tell me."
"Well, OK. I need my Oral Sex Light."
Silence.
"Oh. You know, actually, I have an early appointment so I should probably get going..."
