Posts with tag puffy

Even though we totally fell in love with Lisa Rinna when she was on Dancing With The Stars, we've always categorized her in the same "Muppet Features School of Plastic Surgery" as Donatella Versace and Jessica Simpson.

Alright so you want to wear a white suit. Phhhooo, this is a toughie. White suits often make a man appear like he thinks his ish don't stink. You know the type: majestic yet totally tacky, sexy yet a complete ago maniac, cool yet far from innocent. The bastards. Studs like P.Diddy and David Beckham are prime white suit candidates. And didn't Al Capone and Scarface wear them too? As you see it takes a heck of a man to rock this right.

So if you think you've got the stuff to pull a white suit off here are a few more rules to follow to make sure you're the dapperest don in the room.

Hylexin is an eye cream designed "to help reduce the appearance of serious dark circles and chronic puffiness surrounding the orbital eye area."

When they say "serious" they aren't kidding. According to their website, "...serious dark circles... not the kind that pop up in the morning and are gone by breakfast, but the kind of serious dark circles that stay around forever... making you look old, tired and exhausted."

Basically, the kind we have.

Ugh, waking up in the morning is a drag. Puffy under eyes and sometimes dark circles – ew! And the most common culprits probably aren't the ones you think they are. Let's take a look.

If anyone can navigate the intricacies of men's facial hair, it's Sean Combs. What can't the guy do? He's already managed a successful music career, fashion design, and now he's making his way into a nice acting career. His stylish goatee was a nice contrast to a night of facial hair abuse.

First off, the mustache and goatee combo is classic and gives him that urban refined look without upsetting the beard to hair ratio -- way to not rock the full beard. He could balance it out with some wild hairstyle, but Sean likes to keep it subtle, keeping the hair in check and topping it off with some earrings just to represent. The tux is cool, I like the low vest and the wide lapels -- everything about the ensemble is very put together.

Puffy doesn't get much credit for taking risks, but graded on general beard control, he's taking home the award. His goatee says: how about casting me in a lead role, Hollywood? Monday was the premiere of his made for TV version of 'A Raisin in the Sun.'

(out of 5)
Beard to Hair Ratio: 5
Beard to Ensemble: 4
Suaveness: 4

Sean "Diddy" Combs is many things, but tactful is not one of them. Take for instance Diddy's post-Oscar party brawl with a man named with Gerard Rechnitzer. Not very tactful, was it?

The victim sure didn't think so. Rechnitzer filed assault and battery charges against the rapper back in March. So far, he's been unable to produce evidence of the crime, but all of that might change now that Rechnitzer's lawyer has requested photographs of the rings Diddy wore on the night in question.

The motion filed in Los Angeles Superior Court stated Rechnitzer's position: "Needless to say, Combs does not wear simple rings. The rings he wore when he struck [Rechnitzer] are important and critical to the biomechanics of this case."

Are we talking about bling-shaped bruises? Or maybe pear-cut diamond slashes?

All I know is that this is starting to sound a lot like a bad episode of CSI Miami.