
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Will the comparisons never end?!?! Probably not, so Styledash is joining right in with our own Celebrity Style Smackdown between the faux-stars of reality TV's
The Simple Life. Though we've seen them both rocking the same Roberto Cavalli dress, the girls have wildly different styles. Nightclub-hopping socialite Paris is girlish and flashy. Nicole's personality comes across as saucier than Paris's, but her style is slightly more subdued, tending these days toward a Bohemian lady. We pit the ladies mano a mano from fashion to food to see who does better . (Paris Hilton photo:
BellaFashionista, Nicole Richie photo:
Popsugar)

Both girls have been spotted in teeny bikinis. Paris keeps it simple in a striped string bikini. We have no comment on Nicole's "look" that hasn't already been said. Winner:
Paris. (Paris Hilton photo:
Ask KAC, Nicole Richie photo:
x17online)
Paris Hilton stars in her own video for
Stars Are Blind. Nicole Richie stars in the
music video for her Dad's new song, I Call it Love. While Paris looks fun and flirty on the beach, we are in love with Nicole's Audrey-esque style in every scene - pearls, perfect upswept hair, and her big doe eyes. Winner:
Nicole.

At the VMAs, it seems both girls were channeling Madonna from the '80s. We were more than a little
horrified for Paris in a travesty that we can only call "Swan Lake Like a Virgin." Nicole looked ravishing in a floor-length frilly white gown and topped it off with a giant gold cross around her neck. Winner:
Nicole. (Nicole Richie photo:
Absolutely.net)

Rarely, if ever, do we see the hotel heiress in jeans, and here's why: Paris just doesn't look right. Nicole, on her way out of karaoke night at Guy's in LA, looks comfortable and cute in a sheer, breezy top over skinny jeans. Winner:
Nicole.

What do they eat? Well, we've
ob-seen Paris with a Carl's Jr. burger, and apparently, beef and buns is her thing, since she was on her way to
In N Out just a few days ago. In the photo, Nicole is holding a slice of pizza, but we think she was using it as a prop, not for food. Winner:
Paris. (Nicole Richie photo:
The Superficial)