Posts with tag scary spice

Maks Chmerkovskiy was the whole reason we got addicted to Dancing With The Stars in the first place. With his arrogant Russian mafia smirk (We gotchyer Eastern Promises right here, Mister!) and waxed Latin dancer chest, he was the bad boy prince of ballroom dancing.

We told you the new Oral B Pulsonic toothbrush was super stylish. Now we have corroboration from NY Fashion Week, where it made an appearance on the Dash & Smooch runway and at the "Ultimate Fashonista Bathroom" over at Style 360.

Oral B partnered with Extreme Makeover: Home Edition interior designer Michael Moloney to create a bathroon inspired by the ultra-slim electric toothbrush. That appeared to involve a lot of silver, which makes sense. Fashionistas love to look at themselves, right? Also, the Pulsonic supposed to make your teeth whiter, and Michael has amazingly white teeth, so it's a natural match.

Rumor has it that curvalicious Kim Kardashian is the next "celebrity" to grace Dancing With The Stars. And if that's true, it completely allays our fears that this wonderful show was about to jump the shark.

First: with whom will they partner this spitfire? Our money is on the equally firey Max Chmerkovskiy, former partner of Mel B., (they were robbed!) and Leila Ali, both ladies with strong personalities.

But the ahem bigger question is what will the rigorous dancing regime to do to Kim's famed posterior? At least we'll get to the bottom of those real or fake rumors.

It looked like Diablo Cody was the new Mrs. Robinson. Then we had Scary Spice and her "catty" couture. But those ladies need to step aside! Liz Hurley is in the house and we declare her the undisputed Queen of Cat Print.

You may be unfamiliar with Ms. Hurley's stunning line of leopard and and cheetah print beach wear. You read that right: leopard and cheetah. Because one big cat ain't enough for this cougar.

Look out Posh, Mel B., our own Scary Spice, finally has her own line of clothes called Catty Couture.

We assume that the "couture" part is ironic. As far as the clothes themselves, they look like the dream wardrobe for the Real Housewives of MILF Island.

The latest development in the already major Spice Girls reunion tour: Donatella Versace has signed on to design the Girls' stage outfits. Apparently, Donatella has been a fan since the group's early days and was more than excited to submit her ideas upon the news of a comeback tour. The ladies will all have specially-designed, individual looks to follow their old Sporty, Posh, Ginger, Baby, and Scary personae, but not in the same blatantly gimmicky way as the old days'. For example, Sporty Spice won't have to strut around in a sports bra and Umbro trackpants anymore, but will dress in a more refined manner. It's probably better that the old looks do not return now that the ladies are older, but I'd be lying if I said I won't miss Ginger's legendary Union Jack mini-dress. The new outfits will be worth over a sweet $400,000.

If you love the Spice Girls (or Donatella Versace), register for tour tickets now.