Posts with tag sex

Daylight Savings Time is right around the corner, and like everyone else, we're pretty excited to get that extra hour in. But what should we do with it? According to a recent survey, women want to use that time to get some beauty sleep, while men have, uh, more physical bedroom activities on the brain.

Are you mad for the style of Mad Men? Are you sad that the second season's over? So are we - but we're not going to sit around moping until next season starts! Instead, we've collected modern day interpretations of some of our favorite characters' style so we can look the part even if we can't enjoy the high jinks at Sterling Cooper.

Joan Holloway is the office sexpot - she drives men wild just by entering (or more likely, exiting) a room. Her style is an alluring combination of buttoned-up professionalism and body conscious dresses in confident brights. If you want to show off the fact that you're All Woman (caps intended) look for simple silhouettes that emphasize the waist, but never ever show cleavage. That's too easy.

The key to Joan's style is confidence - she's smart enough to use her gifts, both physical and intellectual, to her advantage. Don't be afraid to do the same.

Fans of Mad Men no doubt had their DVRs at the ready to record Jon Hamm's first SNL appearance. (Ahem.) We weren't disappointed - especially when he poked fun at his dark and outrageously sexy alter ego, Don Draper.

"Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women" was spot on, and the funny thing is that most of his suggestions will work. Just trust us on this. You too, can be Don Draper - and StyleList can help, to a point - when it comes to lying to everyone about everything and disappearing for weeks at a time? Well, then you're on your own.

We're a little disturbed by this new video from Diesel. It's oogey, but in the way that makes you want to show it to everyone, so they can be squicked out with you.

Fast times at Northbrook Court!

According to the Chicago Tribune, two employees of Neiman Marcus in Northbrook, IL, were fired when a security camera caught them doing the the horizontal mambo on the premises.

You think they slunk away, tails between their legs, hoping they wouldn't be arrested for semi-public indecency? As if!

Annie Leibowitz, unbowed by the continuing controversy over the nude (but really, so chaste) Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair photo, is back with more teenage skin shots!

Her latest subject is the exhibitionist Daniel Radcliffe. There are no modesty sheets for Harry Potter, he's ready for full frontal, thanks very much. With a horse. And his Uncle Vernon!

We love it when life imitates art. Just like her wildly popular Sex and the City character, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker has a serious thing for shoes.

If you read Esquire, and you really should, then you are familiar with the monthly feature "Ten Things You Don't Know About Women" in which a very attractive female celebrity throws out 10 chunks of insightful knowledge. In theory these nuggets of wisdom, if heeded, should have such positive results as better dates or a stronger marriage- if nothing else they should help a guy get lucky.

This month it was Andrea Savage of Step Brothers that offered up the 411 on the fairer, less hairy and better smelling sex.

Here are a few of her suggestions:

• Wedding rings need to be sparkly to remind us not to have sex with other people.
• If teenage boys knew that no matter what they look like, knowing how to dance will get them laid at every wedding they attend in their twenties, cotillions would be wait-list only.
• We don't understand your fascination with boobs, but we're happy you have it.

See, that's the kind of stuff your buddies could never tell you, no matter how many beers you have. That's wisdom, Holmes.

Here's the whole enchilada:

The media has been abuzz about the July issue of Italian Vogue which will feature over 150 pages dedicated exclusively to black models and stories about successful black entertainers and performers. Famed photographer Steven Meisel -- you may remember him from his Naked Madonna days -- was selected by Vogue Italia editor Franca Sozzani to shoot the issue.

The issue will feature new faces like Jourdan Dunn alongside famed beauties like Tyra Banks, Naomi Campbell and Alek Wek. Sozzani says she was inspired by Barrack Obama's historic presidential campaign. Her intention was to spark conversations about race, and to demonstrate that there is more to beauty than blond, blue eyed Russian models.

"When in doubt, try another hole." If we had a nickel for every time we heard this, we'd either be rich or in jail. Actually, to be honest we don't recall ever hearing this piece of sage advice before (we just like dragging our posts through the gutter, it builds character), but you can bet your respective farms that we will now shill it out like it is the answer to everything. It is, isn't it?

Whit Honea is a slacker, a borderline degenerate, and a daydream believer. He's also our resident expert on casual chic. If it's comfortable, and not heinous, he's all over it. He's quite charming, really.

We like to keep a nice balance here in the land of t-shirts. One day we may offer something highbrow, and the next day we might blindside you with crude and unacceptable behavior- you know, fun stuff.

Today we're talking about Road Kill T-Shirts, whose motto is "We beat them all." Guess which category they fit in.

So you've mastered the Kama Sutra. Hey, who hasn't? How's your Twister game? Decent? How about combining the two? Yes, I know, it sounds fantastic. It's like a peanut-butter cup for the libido.

The Karmasheetra is a set of bed linens that have the various sexual positions of the Kama Sutra printed on them. It's like those mats they sell with dance steps on them (do they still sell those?), but this dancing is a bit more horizontal (not always).

Here's the official word from the website:

1. Find a suitable partner

2. Tell them that you have purchased an inexpensive item that will cause 'sparks' in the bedroom called a Karmasheetra

3. Take your Karmasheetra out of its packaging and lay it out on a suitable surface (we suggest your bed)

4. Get naked (optional)

5. Notice that the sheet is covered in Blue and Pink symbols - Blue is for 'him' and Pink is for 'her'

6. Climb onto the sheet - Each 'position' is achieved by placing hands, feet, knees and bottoms in the correct place, using the correct numbers!

7. Change to as many positions as you can manage!

8. Have fun!

I'm guessing by "suitable" they mean "willing," and I'm thinking that the only way you wouldn't have fun is if you broke something (which they are not liable for) or in such case as you are by yourself. Also, for the lavender nation, no, they don't have sets with with two shades of blue or pink. Yes, it's sexist. Damn Karma Sutra and it's homophobic leanings.

Still, sounds like a good time.

Not recommended for water or bunk beds.

You're young, fun, and no stranger to a good time -- maybe even good times with strangers. In those instances, you may be a little unfamiliar with the, um, nether regions of your temporary liaison. Sure, it sounds kinda ridiculous, but apparently it's a fairly common problem.

So common, in fact, that someone's gone and invented a solution. Introducing the Oral Sex Light!

I swear on my life you can actually buy this. Here's the hard sell from the product page:

"Our ergonomically contoured light will brighten up the moment and enable you to never lose sight of what's right in front of you. Enjoy the hands-free, fully adjustable light when foolin' around under the covers!"

This is absurdly practical, but unfortunately not particularly sexy. I can't imagine you look very suave taking a break to put a flashlight on your head.

"Honey, what are you doing?"
"Uh, well, I'm..."
"What is it, baby? You can tell me."
"Well, OK. I need my Oral Sex Light."

Silence.

"Oh. You know, actually, I have an early appointment so I should probably get going..."

[via Jezebel]

The trouble with planning a back seat date, i.e., sex, is that it is rarely ever planned. Chances are that should you find yourself making moves in the backseat that there are no other viable options to you. Of course it could also be that you are 17 and have spent the better part of the evening watching submarine races, but we don't condone such activity. This advice is strictly for those over 18, and of course married.

The biggest obstacle to back seat loving is space. Unless you are in an SUV or mini-van (romantic!) chances are you are unable to move more than a couple inches in any direction. Luckily for most men that is all that is required. That was a penis joke.

There are two steps to ensure a smooth night, a) a Barry White mixed-tape, and b)dressing for the occasion. Yes, I know I said that it is rarely planned, so my suggestion is to always be ready. You never know when these moments will arise and to miss one based on lack of preparedness would be pure folly. Pure folly.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the breakaway pant. This is the answer to all of your backseat problems, well, the undressing part anyway.

These are the pants that you see constantly on strippers basketball players. All they need is a little tug and presto, change-o, you, my friend, are sans pants.

The are available in a number of sizes and all team colors. Not only are they practical, but they are comfortable. Stylish? Not so much.

We're solving problems here, people, not creating miracles.

Seriously, I cannot stress the Barry White enough.

I hate to indulge TV personalities when they pull dumb stunts just to get ratings. So, I'm happy to report that Tyra didn't fall into that trap. Instead, she decided to pull a really dumb stunt that involves her ripping her pants off -- that ought to work right?

Tyra, along with the front row of her studio audience, ripped their jeans off on Monday -- to be fitted with jeans that fit a woman more naturally. I guess it was meant to be some form of protest against the tyranny of blue jean designers. Somehow, I think the message might have been overshadowed by the fact that Tyra was awkwardly whooping it up in front of the camera without any pants on. Plus the fact that dudes will be the ones watching this video on repeat.

I probably got a little overly excited when I read the headline for this video -- but hey -- Tyra does flash the camera for a second. Too bad the cameraman was way too far back. Nice going cameraman, ruined it for everybody.

[via PerezHilton]